Stand-up Comedy
Do you find that idiots have the most annoying ways of getting to the point? They feel the need to inject all kinds of extraneous phrases into their talking to elevate their pointlessness. And we suffer through their blah . . . blah . . . blah, feeling like poking a pencil in our eye, killing ourselves, or shouting out, “Shut the F up!”
Like when you’re at a show and the announcer comes out on stage and says, “I’m happy to announce . . .” Or says, “It gives me pleasure . . .” Do you get the urge to shout out, “Just do the announcing. I could give a rat’s ass whether you’re happy or not. And about the thing that gives you pleasure . . . if you’re planning to pleasure yourself, you’ll need to leave the stage. I’m here with my wife and kids!”